99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

Say cat again
(via greenumbrellatrees)
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
(via shiniershineeoppas)
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
(via krysi)
- makes post
- waits 2 seconds
- no notes
- deletes post
- packs bags
- leaves home
- builds new life in woods
- lives with shame forever
- lots of shame
- like 6 shame
(via arspop)